That’s just the bogans. But don’t worry, they are easily scared off by displays of intelligence.
WE ARE CHARMING, INTOLERANT PEOPLE. Now get yo butt down here.
I WANT TO
BUT THERE ARE EVIL ANIMALS THAT WANT TO KILL ME
#I made the trip to the US #it’s your turn to come over here #see? #Felicia Day is gonna be here #orgy time!

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

pfft snort rachel you wouldnt drink those because they arent ~special giant brand~ skim milk
Just because I am a milk connoisseur doesn’t mean you have to get snarky
oh gosh, you are WRONG. Coffee is amazing - oh my god I miss having a Starbucks every two blocks, half of them closed down in Sydney and we don’t have nearly as many frapp options, it’s awful - but skim milk is the blood of nazis
I would feel bad about your lack of starbucks
but with your communist standpoint on things very near and dear to my heart
I laugh at your pain.
while I drink the most perfect drink in the history of drinks
SKIM MILK FOR RULER OF THE UNIVERSE

pushing-up-stardust replied to your post: I have to go the doctor today to get a
I have to go to the doctor for what is basically, a breathalizer. I have to fast.
BUT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. That sucks major balls.
1967chevytardis replied to your post: Character hate under the cut
1967chevytardis replied to your post: YOU ARE NOT IRON MAN.
Omg I was not ready for that photo.
Clearly I am the photoshop goddess.

Rule 1 - You do not talk about tagging.
Rule 2 - You do not talk about tagging.
Rule 3 - Post the rules.
Rule 4 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 10 new ones.
Rule 5 - Tag 10 people and link them to your post.
Rule 6 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
You’re in the tags, too lazy to message you unless you’re hyphenated.
1967chevytardis replied to your post: One day, due to my
COFFEE IMPATIENCE?! I have that all the time =( Poor tastebuds. I shall kiss them better for you.
In this case, it was actually pizza impatience. Because pizza is delicious and doesn’t deserve to sit out and cool off.
But if every time I burn my mouth, you are waiting with kisses…well, I do believe that was the last of my patience flying out the window.
colddeepbasements answered your question: Hey guys.
The Fall, The Fall, The Fall, The Fall, Almost Famous, The Fall, Running Scared, THE FALL
I am using my deduction skills to deduce that you want me to watch the fall.
1967chevytardis answered your question: Hey guys.
The Goonies
Sorry, you were fourth. Fourth doesn’t get anything.

kitty-fantastico answered your question: Hey guys.
Howl’s Moving Castle, Zombieland, Harry Potter, any classic Disney movies, or Tangled. SEX NOW?
Fifth gets sex.

thebestko answered your question: Hey guys.
zombieland.

theworldaccordingtotimmycap answered your question: Hey guy
50/50, Ides of March, Contagion, Star Wars
SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME MOVIES

1967chevytardis replied to your post: So depending on whether
My thongs gave me a blister today. I hate summer.
Definitely did not read that as thongs with an “s”
