my elbows crack when i lift. it’s painful AND nasty…

It’s awful. Whenever I put on a shirt it’s like *CRACK* YOU DIDN’T NEED SHOULDERS ANYWAYS.

you are my favorite and i am le jealous

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha 

We had to go out a window. I laugh at your problems.

LOLOLOL gotta love college maintenance people.

They are the best people ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!! lol no

HOLY SHIT WHAT

And guess who was supposed to be here an hour ago and hasn’t shown up

If you guessed THE MAINTENANCE PEOPLE

THEY LITERALLY JUST SHOWED UP WHEN I WAS TYPING THIS

ow

ew. i once stepped on glass and had to pull it out of my foot. was it because of a bug again? or was that a one time thing?

BUGS ARE EVIL

but this time an evil fairy left it on the floor in my hallway.

HEY NOW TURKEY BACON IS AWESOME …it’s the only bacon i can eat…

IT IS VILE

for real?? I loved that movie!

…sorry…

haha was that you? I STILL CAN’T WATCH THAT MOVIE.

This is a false statement. Amend it to read “fewer pretzels” and then it will be true

PRETZELS ARE THE BEST PART!

You guys are both wrong and need to get yourself checked out. Pretzels are gross and should not be in chex mix.

oh god i know! i had to go to the er last year with two random people that i barely knew because they were there when it happened and one of them had a car so. it was awkward.

I JUST WANT MY MOTHER. Not my father though…he came with me to get a cavity filled once…never again. 

paul ballard is a creepy poopoo head

So. Fucking. Unlikable. 

complaining is the best not!cure for everything.

oh my god my back hurts so fucking much.

I am physically incapable of moving without pain.

I am actually going to go to the clinic tomorrow.

THE DOCTORS

D O C T O R 

DR.

I HATE DOCTORS 

AND MY MOM CAN’T COME WITH ME

BECAUSE SHE’S IN VA

HOW CAN I GO TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE WITHOUT MY MOTHER????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO back spasm/muscle unpleasantness/screwed up nerves ARE HORRIBLE!!!! as you well know… i wish i could alleviate your pain! take meds! take a hot shower! D:

Meds and hot shower have been done

orchestra was hell

I’m like…how do I hold my violin…when I can’t move my neck

i am indeed a lazy bum. i am scheming to try to stay in my room for as long as possible. and i love you too.

dude i woke up around 12. just realized that i actually woke up around 1pm… i am ashamed.

You are a lazy bum

but I love you anyways

Welcome to the South. Tractor pulls are very serious business. I don’t actually know what they are. I just know that some people take them seriously.

They actually have “competition tractors” that are tricked out

so that they can pull the maximum weight possible

it’s like race car driving

but for tractors

random cramps/bruises are cruel and unusual.

oh my god my ass hurt so bad you don’t even know

SO CUTE