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We had to go out a window. I laugh at your problems.

LOLOLOL gotta love college maintenance people.

They are the best people ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!! lol no

When I went on schoolies a few years back every single doorknob in the house did that at least once.

It was quite traumatizing as I had to speak to people on the phone about it.

I barely made it out alive.

….oh for fuck’s sake. I am sick of this.

Seriously though. Not all women are like that.

Not all women need to be like that.

if you can’t write different kinds of women

you have a problem.

I’M NOT! I’m still waiting on a remark for the last set of marks that was promised to me nearly nine weeks ago!

Gurl you want to talk late marks? My professor said they were going to be up on Saturday…Saturday six weeks ago.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE RIGHT NOW?????

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Yeah, saw it too… at first I thought that it was everyone trying to catch up for all the hours without blogging x)

ME TOO. but then it wasn’t

And it keeps saying 100+ posts and still won’t let me search tags…pointless.

Yeah, I saw that you were having trouble with that. idk man

I get that maintenance doesn’t necessarily need to be visual, and that it could have been to just make the website work better.

but…so far nothing works better.

Well, all I can see for now is that I automatically unfollowed “dead” blogs…

All I can see is that the number of new posts is always 0 or 100.

which is annoying

I just got home from a six hours at work when the bastard went down!

This is what happens when you live in australia

maybe if you lived in the land of freedom you would have been able to deal with this better.

I am so turned on right now.

because Liam Neeson is a god among men.

exactly

The best bit is where they try to shoehorn in the title into the trailer, “your mother is going to be…TAKEN”

lol ur mom is going to be taken 2

Don’t worry bb I’ll never do that to you.

Well at least somebody loves me

I saw this live! I have never seen such a perfect “fuck ya’ll” expression! 10/10!

they should give out medals for faces on the podium.

because that was perfect

Because running from all the evil animals gives us fine bootys.

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I have to go to the doctor for what is basically, a breathalizer. I have to fast.

BUT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. That sucks major balls.

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Poor t-rex; can’t pick flowers, can’t pole dance.